lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

“Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. There is excellence all around you. You need only be aware to stop and savor it.”

(Source: danielplainviewed)

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(Source: cheesecurl)

(Source: tumboy)

duckdeflated:

duckinflated:

commiepup:

for some reason i read that “tumblr is worth $1 bil” as tumblr is worth 1 dollar bill and i thought “yeah”

personificationofmadness:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

BIEN BAJADA SE LOS DIERONsdfghj))

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bltsl4:

OMG THIS EPISODE WHERE JOSH IS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH HIS GF BUT DOESNT KNOW HOW SO DRAKE HELPS HIM PRACTICE SDKFHAKJFGH

(Source: portablemiah)

averypotterseniorfeels:

bbc-booknerd12888:

• I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
• I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
• I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
• I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
• I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
• I do not watch anything just for hot guys

• I can still appreciate that they are really hot